After giving it careful thought and investigating where the candidates stand on today’s hot-button issues I have decided that there is only one person for the job: former Olympian, former Kardashian and former man, Bruce Jenner.
Why Ms. Jenner?
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While Hillary has some attractive qualities about her she has been a woman her entire life. Ms. Jenner on the other hand has lived most of her life as a man. This will give her a unique perspective. As a former man she will be fully aware of the evil that is patriarchy. Also, as a woman who has had her penis sliced down the middle and folded back onto itself to create an artificial vagina, if elected Ms. Jenner will slice the patriarchy and its companion, capitalism, down the middle and fold it back onto itself, creating a soft, warm, wet, inviting socialist workers paradise.
Hillary, having worked her entire life within the capitalist patriarchy only cares about profit. And keeping Bill away from the interns. But hey, as long as there is profit she can live with Bill having sex with interns. Though she might feel conflicted.
Ms. Jenner will not have this problem. As a fully functioning male-to-female post-op transsexual her top priority will be helping the middle class. And throwing out her erectile dysfunction medication which she won’t need anymore.
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