Wednesday, November 12, 2014

Just win, baby!

The Denver Broncos want to go back to the Super Bowl. They cannot do it with the offensive line they have now. So they are considering signing this guy:


His name is Richie Incognito. Richie has been incognito since he was released from the Miami Dolphins for bullying teammate Jonathan Martin. Incognito was an All Pro offensive lineman for the Dolphins.

Benjamin Hochman writes:
One time, Richie Incognito approached a woman at a golf event, rubbed a golf club on her private parts, rubbed his own private parts on her backside and then poured a bottle of water on her face, this according to a police report.

And that's like the fifth-worst thing he ever allegedly did.

He is a despicable excuse for a man — but he might just be able to help the Broncos win the Super Bowl.

Oh, well then, okay! As Saul Alinsky might say, you do whatever you have to do to get the power you want. Read more here.

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