Thursday, October 09, 2014

Show those unfashionable and backward Republicans what a 21st century metrosexual looks like.

Manhattan Infidel has another scoop:
As his presidency winds down and looking to the future, President Obama signed a long-term endorsement deal with clothing and accessories retailer Banana Republic. Glenn K. Murphy, Chairman of the Board of The Gap, owners of Banana Republic, announced the deal at a press conference today.

“When one thinks of a Banana Republic one thinks of political instability, the rule of one man and massive corruption” said Murphy.

And who better to represent our brand name than the man who has done more to turn the United States into a Banana Republic than Barack Obama himself. Banana Republic and Barack Obama are a perfect fit. We feature stylish and witty clothing with a hint of third world exoticism. Barack Obama is from Chicago, a third world city filled with violent crime. Banana Republic is a progressive clothing line. Barack Obama is a community organizer. May he organize our wardrobes stylishly and with third world flair.
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