Monday, August 25, 2014

You light up my life

Yesterday at the local big box store a female shopper took a small lantern off of a shelf. The store's security officer watched her take the item into the women's bathroom. There was some kind of disturbance in the bathroom, and the security officer called the police. When the woman left the store without paying, the police arrested her. At the police department she was scanned. In her vagina was the small lantern which was approximately three inches wide by five or six inches in length, and a crack pipe.

If either Innominatus or Manhattan Infidel are reading this blog post, I am sure they will help us comprehend the accurate meaning of this true story.

I was not present when these events took place, but I have attempted to interview store employees in order to get the facts for the readers of this blog.

1 comment:

Infidel de Manahatta said...

Come into the light. All are welcome in the light.